What you think weight maintenance will be like:
- …and I lived skinny ever after. The End.
What weight maintenance is actually like:
- Weight maintenance is going to be a piece of cake. Ooh cake sounds good. Fuck it. Why not? I get to eat more now that I’m not losing weight.
- How the hell did I just gain 7 lbs.? Why is my body out to get me?
- Time to behave again.
- Just lost 5 lbs.! #winning
- Oops. Just gained 5 lbs.
- Am I getting fat again?
- Never mind. Weight is back down. False alarm.