Are you sick and tired of the on-again/off-again healthy living schemes of exercising regularly and eating well? Do you want to sit on your couch watching TV while eating potato chips and still lose weight? If so, there is an answer to your prayers! It’s called The Tapeworm Diet!
All you have to do is go down to Mexico (importing and selling tapeworm is not legal in the US of A… be cool), find a slaughterhouse and purchase a tapeworm that came from a tapeworm cyst removed from a cow then ingest it (you might want to chase it with some tequila and lime). If you can’t stomach it, there are the gag reflex friendly tapeworm capsules in select locations.
There may be some minor side effects such as diarrhea, nausea, bloating, abdominal pain, weakness and headaches.
Then again, it will help you lose a lot of weight really quick without having to go to the gym and eating reasonably…
And remember, don’t bother asking your Doctor if The Tapeworm Diet is right for you… they just don’t get it.
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