Weight Maintenance: Expectations vs Reality

What you think weight maintenance will be like:

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  • …and I lived skinny ever after. The End.

What weight maintenance is actually like:

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  • Weight maintenance is going to be a piece of cake. Ooh cake sounds good. Fuck it. Why not? I get to eat more now that I’m not losing weight.

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  • How the hell did I just gain 7 lbs.? Why is my body out to get me?

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  • Time to behave again.

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  • Just lost 5 lbs.! #winning

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  • Oops. Just gained 5 lbs.
  • Am I getting fat again?
  • Never mind. Weight is back down. False alarm.

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